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[27 Apr 2006|03:42pm] |
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kid of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
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| [ Screw Valencia we went to Huntington Beach ] |
[20 Feb 2006|09:44am] |
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:D Yesterday we went to Huntington Beach and spent all day walking around on the pier/boardwalk and laid down in front of the beach for five minutes before freezing our balls off. It would have been more fun if I had brought a jacket instead of my short sleeved hoodie with a thin cotton blouse and centimeter thick jeans of doom.
We walked into the coolest clothing store, The CatWalk, and it had vintage stuffs with putumayo inspired pieces in the place and omg their were so many hot asian guys walking around. It was the only place where I saw Sex Pistols stuff so I got a shirt there with the vacant busses, a store tote bag with their neat logo on it and a hat that my brother got but will let me borrow it. It was awesome. :o I saw alot of big boobies....it made me want some.
Oh yeah the best/worst part was seeing snow at a rest stop but the crappy part was getting hit by a snow ball when I walked out...my brother smacked me with it and I think I tasted something funny in it.
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[23 Nov 2005|08:26pm] |
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I'm fucking pisssed and it's taking alot of mental strength to keep from crying. It was a really low blow to have hit all my insecurities just because I made a dumbass remark of my brother trying too hard to be funny. Apparently his male ego was crushed when I told him to go suck my imaginary left nut after he said I had them.
I had to physically remove myself from the room to keep from punching him.
I wanted to really bad too...stupid asshole.
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| [ Long Intimate Absence? ] |
[23 Nov 2005|06:55pm] |
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I need to catch up with Sarah so I'll probably end up calling her to see if she can hang out or go catch a quick flick. I've been a bad friend not keeping contact and at times it's frustrating because I still thing we're in the grind where her color gaurd prevents us from hanging out. Sleep over would be cool too.
Oh I need cash too because I have to buy x-mas presents for my friends, thinking of just getting my really close ones presents and the rest a christmas goody bag of candy or misc. stuffs. =x= Hopefully I'll get hired at the Panda Express near my house, just gotta get the job application and bug them until they ditch my ass or hire me. I want to be more independent....and earn money for myself for once, not that I'm spoiled or anything because I recieve everything with grace. Just wish I get it because I want a job so bad.
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| [ Sorry!~! ] |
[12 Nov 2005|02:43pm] |
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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) juuzai ;o; Sorry for not getting back on last night because my little sister stayed on for a hell of a long time...which resulted in me going to sleep during a zombie flick with my little brother. =x=;;; I am lame.
:O Does anyone have a codebar for the Sims Hot Date, Pc version, I lost my case and can't find it anywhere? I'd really appreciate it because I want to play it so bad!~!
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| Friends Only |
[18 Sep 2005|01:14pm] |
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You know the drill so all you have to do is comment and I'll friend you back but be forwarned because by friending me you'll be treading into a world where open-minded people lurk and dolfies reside. So basically if dolls creep you out and you don't like gay people or you're homophobic don't bother even being here, simple as that.
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